98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via tardisexual)
millions of girls would die to have a picture with you and you’re taking a picture with a plant
(via horanstiffy)
hey kids
reverse racism does not exist
if u hate white people then thats just racism
reverse sexism does not exist
if u hate men thats just sexism
thank
(Source: adonisdarko, via shady-spits-his-flow)
